Happy Hallow-meme

K is for KarmaCat.  This is the latest survey making the rounds, a variation on Scattergories.  Using the first letter of your blog name (and trying to be original), 

1.  Famous singer/band:  Kate Bush
2.  Four letter word:  know
3.  Street name:  Kingston
4.  Color:  kumquat (hey, I tried)
5.  Gifts/Presents:  karats, as in 18-karat gold
6.  Vehicle:  Karmann Ghia
7.  Things in a souvenir shop:  keyrings
8.  Boy name:  Kieran
9.  Girl name:  Kendra
10.  Movie title:  King Kong
11.  Drink:  Kahlua
12.  Occupation:  kitchen aide
13.  Celebrity:  Keanu Reeves
14.  Magazine:  Kiplinger’s
15.  U.S. city:  Kalamazoo
16.  Pro sports team:  Kings (Los Angeles, NHL)
17.  Reason for being late for work:  Kitty put a hole in my nylons as I was headed out the door.  (Yes, it has happened.)
18.  Something you throw away:  Kleenex (though I prefer to call them by their non-brand name, tissues)
19.  Things you shout:  Kick Ass!
20.  Cartoon character:  Kanga (mother of Roo) 

So much for originality. 

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The Cabbie and the Nun 

A cabbie picks up a nun. 

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.  She asks him why he is staring. 

He replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.” 

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me.  When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.  I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” 

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” 

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:  First, you have to be single, and second, you must be Catholic.” 

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” 

“Okay,” the nun says.  “Pull into the next alley.” 

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. 

“My dear child,” says the nun, “why are you crying?” 

“Forgive me but I’ve sinned.  I lied and I must confess.  I’m married and I’m Jewish.” 

The nun says, “That’s okay.  My name is Kevin, and I’m going to a Halloween party.” 

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Happy Halloween! 

Tomorrow:  A photo of the KarmaCat? 

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