The Monday Morning Bitchfest Letters
April 20, 2009
I am crabbycakes today.
Dear Coworkers:
Please do not confuse my presence here this morning with my being awake. It does not work that way. I even took the bus in so that I could continue sleeping instead of having to drive. So stop asking me to do stuff. I don’t call you when you’re asleep, do I?
Resentfully,
KarmaCat
Dear Local News Station:
Please stop with the flashback segments. I do not watch the news to learn what happened 22 years ago. The word “news” implies new, as in recent. Twenty-two years ago is hardly recent. Not new. Please stop.
Many thanks,
K
Dear Republicans,
You lost. Get over it. I am sick of your sniveling, sour grapes commentaries. Seriously, am I going to have to listen to your crap for the next four years? What a bunch of sore losers. Sometimes it sucks to have such a sense of entitlement, doesn’t it?
Hugs and kisses,
Moi
Kthxbai.
=^..^=
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awittykitty | May 15, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Yeah, I agree about the Republicans. There’s one guy in particular…some senators, I don’t know his name, but he looks like a televangelist with piercing blue eyes and he’s constantly whining. Shut your damn pie-hole you damn Re-Whine-i-can!